Monday, December 12, 2005
Finally got around to reading The Half-Blood Prince - about three-quarters of the way through, and I think it is the best in the series so far. Rowling has matured with her audience, and with the latest book, appears to have lost some of the rambling structure that frustrated me through the first five books. Having just seen The Goblet of Fire, I've been in the mood for Hogwart's. I listened to part of the book when my wife and children read it early this summer, so I already know how it's going to end, but I'm enjoying the story thoroughly. On the subject of the movie, another great entry in the series - as I've said before, the adoption of the darker style and more mature attitude in this and the last movie have really got my attention. Alfonso Cuaron and Mike Newell have both brought a welcome shift in the direction of the films from a design and directorial point of view. I sincerely hope that some of the rumours about the next movie being the last are wrong - I'd love to see another director have a cut at the Hogwart's mythology. We shall see.
Cinn-ay-mah!
Three for the books - a small-scale tale of slightly stupid people and a lot of bad luck, and a large-scale tale of humanity's possible exit to stage left, followed by two people immersed in grief and caught up in a whirlwind from one of their pasts.
First - 11:14 - five inter-woven tales that follow a group of coincidental events that cause the paths of a bunch of small town working class people to intersect with some gruesome, funny, and sometimes gruesomely funny consequences. Possibly the most graphic head-smashing and pedestrian-versus-mini-van bowling that I've seen lately, and some awe-inspiringly stupid decisions, made believable by the fact that you've read about somebody doing these things in real life. A good one for a Friday night at home, and hopefully you won't remember doing any of this stuff somewhere in your dimly lit past.
Second - Spielberg takes on history and wins with War of the Worlds - Tom Cruise firmly succeeds in playing an asshole of an absentee dad who has to struggle with becoming a parent while trying to avoid be blown into an ash-filled pair of 501's by a marauding alien race. Spielberg and his team of magicians manage to pull off some impressive sci-fi horror, convincingly portraying mankind getting its collective ass vaporized, stomped on, drowned, bled dry, and used as fertilizer for alien weeds. I have to admit I choked for a second on the whole "they buried the machines a million-years ago" plot device, and the more I think about it, the more it pisses me off. Being different for the sake of being different, especially when you are re-making a movie, is not necessary or advisable. You can't tell me that thousands of alien spacecraft buried close enough to the surface to erupt out of the earth like sunflowers wouldn't have been hit by somebody's subway tunnel or water well, especially in urban New Jersey and downtown Boston, fer Chrissakes. That stumble aside, the rest of the movie cooks along with a full-bore intensity that doesn't really let up until the closing credits. Spielberg does plenty of large scale scenes of destruction, but a lot of the time, they are a backdrop for a tight focus on Cruise's character and his children - you see a lot of it from their perspective, with the scale of the destruction implied through their faces and reactions. Spielberg loves to show people going "OHHH" just before the shit hits the fan - he's been doing that since his first TV gig - and he has plenty of opportunities here. Very nice cinematography with some subtle use of tone to convey everything from the ominous pre-assault storms to the horror of the blood-fed fungal overgrowth, and of course a powerful soundtrack and score that will give your 5.1 system a thorough workout. Well worth a rental if you didn't see it in the theater.
Lastly - The Interpreter - not the best movie Syndey Pollack has every pulled off, but a well-paced thriller centered on another well-drawn Sean Penn performance as a weary Secret Service agent saddled with the task with protecting a murderous dictator and a boatload of grief. Nicole Kidman doesn't quite pull off being shoehorned into the role of an expatriate former revolutionary from a small African nation - you keep waiting for her to burst into "Come What May". Pollack would have done well to find someone like Emily Watson for his anti-heroine, but Kidman and Penn work together well, playing out a subdued cat and mouse game. The movie is at its best when the leads are sitting together quietly sharing their pasts, and wisely avoids the stereotypical Hollywood overkill during the denouement. Joe Bob sez check it out.
First - 11:14 - five inter-woven tales that follow a group of coincidental events that cause the paths of a bunch of small town working class people to intersect with some gruesome, funny, and sometimes gruesomely funny consequences. Possibly the most graphic head-smashing and pedestrian-versus-mini-van bowling that I've seen lately, and some awe-inspiringly stupid decisions, made believable by the fact that you've read about somebody doing these things in real life. A good one for a Friday night at home, and hopefully you won't remember doing any of this stuff somewhere in your dimly lit past.
Second - Spielberg takes on history and wins with War of the Worlds - Tom Cruise firmly succeeds in playing an asshole of an absentee dad who has to struggle with becoming a parent while trying to avoid be blown into an ash-filled pair of 501's by a marauding alien race. Spielberg and his team of magicians manage to pull off some impressive sci-fi horror, convincingly portraying mankind getting its collective ass vaporized, stomped on, drowned, bled dry, and used as fertilizer for alien weeds. I have to admit I choked for a second on the whole "they buried the machines a million-years ago" plot device, and the more I think about it, the more it pisses me off. Being different for the sake of being different, especially when you are re-making a movie, is not necessary or advisable. You can't tell me that thousands of alien spacecraft buried close enough to the surface to erupt out of the earth like sunflowers wouldn't have been hit by somebody's subway tunnel or water well, especially in urban New Jersey and downtown Boston, fer Chrissakes. That stumble aside, the rest of the movie cooks along with a full-bore intensity that doesn't really let up until the closing credits. Spielberg does plenty of large scale scenes of destruction, but a lot of the time, they are a backdrop for a tight focus on Cruise's character and his children - you see a lot of it from their perspective, with the scale of the destruction implied through their faces and reactions. Spielberg loves to show people going "OHHH" just before the shit hits the fan - he's been doing that since his first TV gig - and he has plenty of opportunities here. Very nice cinematography with some subtle use of tone to convey everything from the ominous pre-assault storms to the horror of the blood-fed fungal overgrowth, and of course a powerful soundtrack and score that will give your 5.1 system a thorough workout. Well worth a rental if you didn't see it in the theater.
Lastly - The Interpreter - not the best movie Syndey Pollack has every pulled off, but a well-paced thriller centered on another well-drawn Sean Penn performance as a weary Secret Service agent saddled with the task with protecting a murderous dictator and a boatload of grief. Nicole Kidman doesn't quite pull off being shoehorned into the role of an expatriate former revolutionary from a small African nation - you keep waiting for her to burst into "Come What May". Pollack would have done well to find someone like Emily Watson for his anti-heroine, but Kidman and Penn work together well, playing out a subdued cat and mouse game. The movie is at its best when the leads are sitting together quietly sharing their pasts, and wisely avoids the stereotypical Hollywood overkill during the denouement. Joe Bob sez check it out.
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
I Care A Lot
Why the hell am I writing this? For the same reason I've published untold pages of mental lint over the past *omigod* 7 years -- for my own amusement. My website and this blog are my escape hatches where I can vent, share interesting weirdness that I run across, and generally bleed off the pressure of being over-employed, under-paid, and well-endowed ... with debt, living expenses, and all the other good shit that comes with being free, white, and over the age of 21 in Dubya's version of the NWO. Hopefully some of the noise I generate is entertaining, thought-provoking, or annoying, but if it's just noise, feel free to go read something more relevant.
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Things That Piss Me Off
A list of things that really raise my hackles on a daily basis:
- Finding someone else's chewed gum in a public walkway ... with my shoe, and then my pants leg, and then my other shoe, and then ...
- Seeing yet another asshole park their shopping cart up against my car door, or better yet, just turning it loose to see where it wants to go ... usually up against my car door
- Stepping in somebody's kid's used diaper while going in to buy a gallon of milk
- Finding that empty beer bottle with my car tire in the mall parking lot
I'm occasionally inclined to think that my negative attitude towards people in general colors my perceptions, making me see the worst behaviors and ignoring the good ones. I look around for some of those good behaviors ... and some wanker blasts past me on the right, giving me the finger for driving *gasp* 75 in a 55. Sigh ...

